How Captain America’s Penis Hijacked My Blog

Yes, you read that right.

Let me explain.

I’ve been blogging for about 10 months now, on and off, and I think I’ve made pretty good progress. It’s been a struggle at times, but mostly, it’s been a nice way to blow off some steam, be a bit creative, and rant about my new favorite things, like the Batman Wallet or how awesome the Furminator is. Sometimes a couple of dozen people read my blog, sometimes a hundred or even two hundred read my blog, as was the case on the days I posted about mispronouncing “all intents and purposes” or about long distance friendships. On days like that I felt like the next best thing, even coming up with new names like “The Yuington Post” and “The new YOLO: YLYL (YuLiveYuLearn).”

Which is why I nearly died when I found out I got 500 hits on my blog yesterday.

500 hits! That’s nearly DOUBLE what I had on my most popular day! Did I finally make FRESHLY PRESSED? Am I famous now? Was all this blogging finally going to pay off?


As it turns out, Captain America’s Penis had hijacked my blog.


You see, a couple of days ago I had posted a video (my first) to my blog showing the naked bicyclists during the Fremont Solstice Parade. It was a cool experience, which I had never witnessed before, so I thought it would be nice to put up on my blog. It was just a good way of documenting something cool in my life and then I kinda forgot about it.

Well, little did I know, I had accidentally videotaped someone with a little bit of clout in some communities. Yes, I had videotaped Captain America. I wouldn’t have found this out if I didn’t check where all these hits came from, and it turned out about 400 of them came from a website called, which turns out to be a gay-friendly site. They had done of of their own reporting, and showcased slideshow of the people at the parade here: PHOTOS: Freak Flags, Bare Buns Fly at the Fremont Solstice Parade. Curious as to why so many people had been referred to my blog from that specific site, I checked it out and I soon realized someone had put a link to my website in the comments section, amidst the outcry that had censored the photos.

So, there it is. 400 people came to my blog to watch a video to find the half second where naked Captain America zooms by, and to see if they liked what they saw, if you get my drift. All I have to say is, Captain America, whoever you are, thank you for generating more hits to my website in a split second than I have in about a month. As the saying goes, any publicity is good publicity, right?

Yu Live, Yu Learn

Photos from here.


One thought on “How Captain America’s Penis Hijacked My Blog

  1. The people seeking Captain America weren’t seeking video footage of him just out of curiosity. They had probably seen this same guy in other photos of the same festival from over the years. It seems that hunk is a regular there and photos of him have gone viral. The reason being, he has a physique that is much fitter than the average show-off at nude festivals. He’s also quite a looker. I saw a few photos of him once painted silver and on rollerskates. The photos carried the name Noah Phelps. I assume that is the name of our mystery hunk or the photographer of those pics.

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